Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again.
Box of Crayons: The good set. You know, the 64-count one. This is guaranteed to make all your friends jealous.
Golf Cart: Ride in style and with speed. Just a little speed. It’s smaller than the usual golf cart, but be careful not to destroy anything and violate Rule Two. That would be terrible.
Gun (as it would appear as a toy, I'd like to request that it be a water squirt gun or the ones with the BANG! flag thing. Suitably clownish.)
Hatchet Body Spray: Ugh, this stuff is really strong! You're suddenly reminded of locker rooms, for some reason…
JARN: Is it jeans? Or is it yarn? Por que no los dos?
Mameshiba: Ne shiteru? (Did you know humans will spend 1/3 of their lives asleep? ) It’s a poster with a... a message on it.
Mameshiba: Ne shiteru? (Did you know a cat’s tail sticks straight up when it’s happy? ) It’s a poster with a... a message on it.
Pinata: A frog-shaped pinata. The inside is already filled with candy. Stress relief and sugary sweetness in one gift.
Scented Marker: Don’t sniff these too much, or you’ll end up with a headache. This one smells like frog!
Sequin Pillow: Looks like it’s just a pillow with red sequins. Run your hand over it, however, and you’ll get a little surprise.
Sheet Set: A twin-sized sheet set, with robot emoji patterns.
Stationery Set: Write letters that you'll never send! It comes with a pen, envelopes, stickers, and stationery. This set is patterned with skeletons!
FOOD
A single ghost pepper x2: Only the bravest of warriors have dared to take the ghost pepper challenge. Are you one of them?
Beer Flavored Sodas - I mean. Close enough, right? Am I right, all my under 21s?
Pudding Cup: Be sure to refrigerate it until you’re ready to snack on it! This one’s chocolate flavored.
Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future.
Snack-sized Doritos bag + Can of Mountain Dew x2: Nerf this!
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FOOD